Eat My Pussy by Powers of Pain
NHZC - A F G H A F G H A F G H A F G H A F G H A F G P - =:742/,*'%# ^/ZXVTRQOMLKIHGFEDCBBAA - AABBCDEFGHIKLMOQRTVXZ/^ #%'*,/247:= - CODING BY THE INCREDIBLE SKELE SKOL!! - _LMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[/]^_ !"#Q - M BYP- C YA IN TENDANCE - YO! WELCOME TO THIS LOW-BUDGET DEMO FROM THE POWERS OF PAIN CALLED: EAT MY PUSSY! SOME CREDITS COMING UP FROM OUR STOMACHE ..... THE DYNAMIC TRIO (THAT INLCUDES THE LOW-BUDGET CODERS LETHAL AND BUFF AND THE MOST FAMOUS IS BARFLY) MUSIC BY : TRASHCAN (TRAZZ) COOL LOGO AND EFFECT BY BARFLY SPRITES FROM A VERY OLD GAME CALLED PARTYGIRLS (BUFFS FAVOURITE!) BONER CREATED BY YOURSELF .... AT THE MO WE ARE PLAYING PLAYER MANAGER ON LE AMIGOS! SI, DIS IZ BARFLY DE LA POWERS OF PAIN TYPING NOW........ LETHAL JUST MADE A DULL GOAL, YECK! NOWADAYZ BUFF AND I LIVE IN A FINANCIAL CRISIS, WE JUST CHECKED OUR CURRENT RATIO AND GOT A BIIIIIG SHOCK.... MESSAGE TO TDJ OF FOCUS: HOW CAN YOU GO TO THE DISCO, WHEN YOU HAVEN'T GOT MONEY!? SEND IT TO BUFF SOON, OK? BUFF WILL TYPE NOW, COZ I HAVE TO PLAY A MATCH... KILL 'EM ALL! BUFF HERE... GOODDAY MY FANS! IN 3 MINUTES IT'S MY TIME TO PLAY! FUCK! BARFLY JUST FUCKED UP THE GAME, BY BEING DEFEATED BY AN ENEMY SOCCER PLAYER! BARFLY HERE.... IT'S COLD IN HERE! ILT SPEAKING ON THE PHONE....HE SAID HOI (AND NOTHING MORE) LETHAL HERE: HI STRIDERSORCE MONGOOL YOU SEE I DIDN'T QUIT THE 64 SCENE (I THINK YOU CAN BETTER QUIT BEFORE SOMETHING TERRIBLE WILL HAPPEN) WELL IT'S MU TURN TO PLAY SOCCER... BUFFALO BUFF IS BACK AGAIN WITH A MESSAGE TO DA BURGLAR! HI MANNETJE! WIL JE NIET MEER MET DIE MONGOLIGE GECHEATE POSTZEGELTJES STUREN, WANT DIE ZIEN ER NIET UIT! EN DE POSTBODE VINDT ZE OOK NIET MOOI! I JUST PLAYED 2-2 AGAINST CHELSEA IN DIVISION 1 OF PLAYER MANAGER. IT WAS NOT BAD, BECAUSE I STARTED BEING 1 GOAL DOWN! STOP! HAMMER, EH... LETHAL TIME! HERE I AM AND I JUST SCORED TWO GOALS!! BUT I THINK IT IS REALLY BORING THIS SOCCER STUFF .... WHAT ABOUT PRESSING SPACE AND SEE ANOTHER HORNY PART WITH SOME HORNY PICTURES .. BARFLY IS FARTING AND I THINK IT'S BARFLY TIME ..... YES! STS' ASS WILL BE KICKED SOON... HOPE YOU READ THIS MARTIJN, SO YOU WILL WATCH YOUR MOUTH NEXT TIME YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT US! SEE YOU SOON! BUFF IS NOW 2 GOALS BEHIND ON READING (THE TEAM READING... NIET 'LEZEN' DUS!!).... LAME AH! OK 2-1 NOW... HUP ED! PENALTY!! NO.... INJURY TIME.... HALF-TIME, WITH 2-1 FOR READING. LETHAL OUR STAR-PLAYER (HM....) MUST PLAY NOW.... JUST SOME POOR ATTEMPTS FROM HIM! D. LAWRENCE JUST GOT HIT ASS KICKED, HE IS INJURED (HIS AAMBEI IS KICKED INSIDE!)... STILL 2-1! 1 MINUTE TO GO... CORNER KICK FOR READING... KEEPER! 10 SECONDS LEFT! THE EXCITEMENT CAN BE CUT... INJURY TIME! FULL TIME!!! SHIIIIIIIT! LETHAL WILL GIVE HIS PROFESSIONAL COMMENT NOW: FIRST HALF:WELL AN ENORMOUS MISTAKE BETWEEN A DEFENDER AND THE KEEPER AND THE FIRST GOAL WAS MADE (OWN GOAL OFCOURSE) .... 1 MINUTE LATER ... A READING PLAYER DRIBBLES THE BALL IN THE PENALTY AREA AND SCORES THE SECOND GOAL ... BUFF IS NOT GIVING UP AND BY A TREMENDOUS GOAL IT IS 2-1 ... SECOND HALF NO SCORES BECAUSE OF GOOD DEFENDING WORK OF READING AND SO READING WON .... BY THE WAY, INTERESTING TEXT, ISN'T IT? UP TO DA NEXT GAME... FIRST HALF... BARFLY REPORTING AGAIN... I GOT A GOAL AGAINST ME.... FUCKING LAME KEEPER! BUFF PLAY'S THE SECOND HALF NOW... BUFF JUST GOT FRUSTRATED AND KICKED AN ENEMY DOWN! HEHE! 2 SECOND TO GO... ANOTHER ENEMY DOWN.... FULL TIME, SHIT! NEXT MATCH IS AGAINST LIVERPOOL (1ST DEVISION BY THE WAY)... BUFFWILLREPORTNOWBYE... 10 SECONDS PLAYED, LETHAL KICKS AN ENEMY AND KILLS HIM! AFTER ONE MINUTE A SHOT FROM LTH AGAINST THE WOOD! 30 SECONDS LATER... LETHAL KILLS A SECOND PLAYER! (GOOD WORK!)... (WAS IT STS?!?!?!) 29 SECONDS LATER: YEAH! GOAL! SCORED BY M.J. BERRY!!! GREAT! 1-0. ANOTHER PLAYER WAS THE VICTIM OF LETHAL, BUT THIS TIME THE PLAYER SURVIVED! (SUCH A SHAME...) ... 15 SECONDS TO GO... A LONG-DISTANCE SHOT, BUT IT WAS TOO SOFT! INJURY TIME.... YELLOW CARD KEMP! AND THE 3RD INJURED PLAYER, SO NO SUBSTITUTES LEFT! (HAHAHA). SO IT'S 10 MEN AGAINST 11 OF THE POWERS OF PAIN ... SECOND HALF : BARFLY ON THE JOYSTICK (DANGERES AS ALWAYS) .. LIVERPOOL IS ATTACKING AND A SHOT AGAIN ON THE WOOD ... BARFLY IS STRESSING .. A SHOT FROM A PAIN PLAYER BUT OVER .. GOAL AGAINST US!!!! LIVERPOOL - POWERS OF PAIN 1-1 .. AND THE GAME IS ON (STILL 10 SECONDS TO GO)... FULL TIME.. MATCH REPORT:WELL IT'S A SHAME TO DRAW THIS GAME WHILE WE HAD A MAN MORE !!! AND NOW THE CLIMAX OF THE LEAGUE : THE NUMBER ONE (ARSENAL VERSUS POWERS OF PAIN) ... BUFF IS WARMING UP HIS TEAM .... THE ARE ON THE FIELD NOW ... THERE IS THE KICKOFF ... GOAL ATTEMPT BY BUFF ... BUT A GOOD SAVE BY THE KEEPER ... OFFSIDE ... A LONG DISTANCE SHOT AND A NEAR MISS ... A CRUEL SLIDING BY EDWIN LENOS BUT THE PLAYER IS STILL ALIVE ... NO SCORES AT THIS MOMENT .. AGAIN A SHOT AND AGAIN A MISS AND J.KEMP KICKED ASS AND A ARSENAL PLAYER IS INJURED (ALMOST DEAD) ..IN THE INJURY TIME BUFF KICKED BEAUTIFULLY AND ..... SHOOTS AGAINST THE WOOD AGAIN.... SECOND HALF NOW, LETHAL PLAYING. (WHY ARE WE REPORTING THIS?) CORNER KICK... KEEPER! KRUISING! SHIT.... FART BY BUFF.... SHIIIIIIIT! YELLOW CARD FOR E. LENOS, SHIT! STILL 0-0.... THIS REALY STINKS! CORNER KICK AND FULL TIME! TOO BAD, AGAIN A DRAW. BUT STILL 2 GAMES TO GO... S.E. MATTHEWS IS SOLD FOR 150 K. GOD KNOWS HOW MANY BYTES THAT IS... LETHAL GOES HOME, SO THAT MEANS 2 PLAYERS LEFT... NEXT GAME: BARFLY CONTROLING DA JOY! CARTER... SHOT! OUTSIDE THE STADIUM! OOOOH! A DIRTY SLIDING, AND JOHNSON IS INJURED! SUBSTITUTE IS BAILEY (WHAT IS A VERY NICE LIQUER!!). BARFLY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TACTICS OF THE ENEMY... OH! CORNER KICK! NO, IT WAS SHOT AWAY... 5 SECONDS LEFT... INJURY TIME... YELLOW CARD FOR PRICE! HALF TIME! THE 2ND HALF WILL BE PLAYED BY BUFF, BUT SINCE I HAVE TO GO TO THE SHOARMARIA TO GET SOME BROODJES SHOARMA IT'S TIME TO FART THIS ONE, AND TIME TO PRESS SPACE SO YOU CAN SEE SOME MORE REPORTS.... FART - 30 SECONDS LATERL. - LETHAL KILLS A SECOND PLAYER! (GOOD WORK!)L.C - (WAS IT STS?!?!?!) 29 SECONDS LATER: YEAH! GOAL! SCORED BY M.J. BERRYL!2 GREAT! 1-0.P C - ANOTHER PLAYER WAS THE VICTIM OF LETHAL, BUT THIS TIME THE PLAYER SURVIVED! (SUCH A SHAMEL.F)L L. - 15 SECONDS TO GOL. - A LONG-DISTANCE SHOT, BUT IT WAS TOO SOFT! .INJURY TIMEP.L C - YELLOW CARD KEMP! AND THE 3RD INJURED PLAYER, SO NO SUBSTITUTES LEFT! (HAHAHA). SO IT'S 10 MEN AGAINST 11 OF THE POWERS OF PAIN L.C - SECOND HALF : BARFLY ON THE JOYSTICK (DANGERES AS ALWAYS) .. LIVERPOOL IS ATTACKING AND A SHOT AGAIN ON THE WOOD L.C - BARFLY IS STRESSING .. A SHOT FROM A PAIN PLAYER BUT OVER .. GOAL AGAINST USP!C - LIVERPOOL - POWERS OF PAIN 1-1 .. AND THE GAME IS ON (STILL 10 SECONDS TO GO)L.2 FULL TIME..P C - MATCH REPORT:WELL IT'S A SHAME TO DRAW THIS GAME WHILE WE HAD A MAN MORE L!$ C - AND NOW THE CLIMAX OF THE LEAGUE : THE NUMBER ONE (ARSENAL VERSUS POWERS OF PAIN) L. - BUFF IS WARMING UP HIS TEAM P. - THE ARE ON THE FIELD NOW L. - THERE IS THE KICKOFF L. - GOAL ATTEMPT BY BUFF L. - BUT A GOOD SAVE BY THE KEEPER L.& OFFSIDE L. - A LONG DISTANCE SHOT AND A NEAR MISS L. - A CRUEL SLIDING BY EDWIN LENOS BUT THE PLAYER IS STILL ALIVE L.C - NO SCORES AT THIS MOMENT .. AGAIN A SHOT AND AGAIN A MISS AND J.KEMP KICKED ASS AND A ARSENAL PLAYER IS INJURED (ALMOST DEAD) ..IN THE INJURY TIME BUFF KICKED BEAUTIFULLY AND T. - SHOOTS AGAINST THE WOOD AGAINP.C - SECOND HALF NOW, LETHAL PLAYING. (WHY ARE WE REPORTING THIS?) CORNER KICKL. - KEEPER! KRUISING! SHITP.6 FART BY BUFFP.N SH/I - T! YELLOW CARD FOR E. LENOS, SHIT! STILL 0-0P. - THIS REALY STINKS! CORNER KICK AND FULL TIME!L - TOO BAD, AGAIN A DRAW. BUT STILL 2 GAMES TO GOL.P C - S.E. MATTHEWS IS SOLD FOR 150 K. GOD KNOWS HOW MANY BYTES THAT ISL.L - LETHAL GOES HOME, SO THAT MEANS 2 PLAYERS LEFTL.L - NEXT GAME: BARFLY CONTROLING DA JOY! CARTERL. - SHOT! OUTSIDE THE STADIUM! POC - H! A DIRTY SLIDING, AND JOHNSON IS INJURED! SUBSTITUTE IS BAILEY (WHAT IS A VERY NICE LIQUER!!). BARFLY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TACTICS OF THE ENEMYL. - OH! CORNER KICK! NO, IT WAS SHOT AWAYL.> 5 SECONDS LEFTL.2 INJURY TIMEL. - YELLOW CARD FOR PRICE!L *HALF TIME!P C - THE 2ND HALF WILL BE PLAYED BY BUFF, BUT SINCE I HAVE TO GO TO THE SHOARMARIA TO GET SOME BROODJES SHOARMA IT'S TIME TO FART THIS ONE, AND TIME TO PRESS SPACE SO YOU CAN SEE SOME -